How to Become Unsuccessful : Top 3 tips to Help You Sabotage Your Success

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Everyone try to become successful at something or the other but I know you are different’ and have been searching for some great tips to help you become unsuccessful.

To help you out of sheer compassion I have compiled a list of my top 3 tips to sabotage your success

Tip #1 Try to Please Everyone

Some one had said “I don’t know the key to success but I do know the key to failure and that is ‘Try to please everyone’.

If you want to kill your success then stick to this.

Always try to please everyone around you and no one can prevent from being unsuccessful. Guaranteed!!!

Tip #2 Try to Be Like Some One Else

You can’t beat this one. If you really want to be unsuccessful then this idea is just perfect.

Always try to be like some one else, always copy his/her style of walking, talking, eating, thinking, behaving etc etc etc.

You know what? No body likes a person who walk, talk, eat, think or behave like some one else and not like himself. Therefore your success rate in being unsuccessful will be quite higher.

Tip #3 Don’t Learn Anything New

Ahh…there is so much fun in being lazy.

Sleeping and wasting time on useless activities and things is just wonderful. I just don’t understand what is the need of learning new things.

Enjoy what have you learned till now and leave learning new things and staying updated for those ‘active’ kind of people.

Hope these 3 tips shall be of immense help and you will soon see yourself becoming the most unsuccessful person ever known! :)


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